Ashley Dupre is currently suing Joe Francis for $10 million claiming she was tricked into filming for Girls Gone Wild. Being the saint that he is, and I wholeheartedly mean that, Joe put his $1 million offer back on the table for Ashley. All she has to do is tour with Girls Gone Wild and help promote their new magazine, according to NY Daily News:

“She should keep in mind it’s considerably more than the governor of New York paid her, and our activities aren’t illegal,” Joe Francis said. He said Ashley Alexandra Dupré has “zero” chance of winning her lawsuit, adding that yesterday’s offer was not a ploy to get her to drop the suit.

To back up his claims that Ashley’s lawsuit is a lost cause, Joe Francis released a video today that shows her on camera giving her consent to Girls Gone Wild and was not “tricked,” as she claims:

In a video released Tuesday by Francis, Dupré appears covered by a terrycloth towel and gives her name as Amber Arpaio. An unseen questioner asks if she is 18.
“Yes, I am,” she says.
“Do you know what ‘Girls Gone Wild’ is?” the questioner asks.
“Yes, I do,” she replies with a laugh.
“Can I use this on ‘Girls Gone Wild’?” she is asked.
“Of course you can,” she answers.

Seriously, if I were Ashley Dupre I’d take Joe Francis’ offer. There’s not a lot of work out there for high-profile prostitute. I mean, except for high-profile prostituting. Which I hear is a decent living. She should really look into that. Maybe scope out the benefits package and see what kind of advancement opportunities they provide. Remember, kids, an informed employee is a good employee. And that’s one to grow on!

Thanks to James who thinks hookers deserve 401k’s too. He’s good people.

IMDB.com Reports that:

“The house Tom Hanks’ character lived in throughout classic romantic comedy Sleepless In Seattle is up for sale. The sprawling floating home on Lake Union in Washington state is on the market for $2.5 million. Built in 1978, the four bedroom property features views of downtown Seattle.”

I bet some stupid fan of the film will over pay for his house.

The tacky Versace outfits and Miami background might tell you its “The BirdCage II” but its not!! As I posted a few hours ago Jim Carrey is playing gay in his new movie “I love you Phillp Morris”.

We managed to get our hands on a couple of pictures of Jim Carrey playing the role of “Steven Russell” on the set of of the movie. Click here for those pics!

We at thenonsense.com are not gay but hey for those who are… Enjoy.

Click here to see the creativity! Like i said kinda NSFW

There is no news worthy things to say about this post. Execpt for click here for more pics of there boobies!

Tom Cruise is set to be in another Mission: Impossible film.

Cruise is reconnecting with Viacom CEO and Sumner Redstone for the film.

The two met up last month at the Beverly Hills Hotel, for the first time in over two years - since Sumner dropped Cruise’s production company from Paramount.

An insider tells Life & Style, “Tom will make M:I 4 once Paramount greenlights the script. There will most definitely be another Mission: Impossible!”

Han Solo and Princess Leia knocked space boots - for real! Apparently, Harrison Ford got a hold of Carrie Fisher’s cinnamon buns and gave her a bit of The Force during the making of the first Star Wars film. Here’s what Carrie revealed on an upcoming British TV special, according to The Sun:

“I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!” She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”
Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

For all you Star Wars geeks out there, this means that Harrison and Carrie had what grown-ups call “a special hug.” You see, when a man loves a woman, or drinks enough gin, he feels the urge to put his penis into her vagina. Okay, I lost you didn’t I? Um, alright, got it: The man wants to put his “lightsaber” into a woman’s “Sarlacc pit.” But, don’t worry; there’re no tentacles or giant teeth. Well, sometimes. That’s where the gin comes in handy…

Thanks to veggi for the tip. May the Schwartz be with you!

WHAT THE F… IS GOING ON??? Okay, I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth. I’m not sure what Hulk Hogan thinks he doing here, but that’s his daughter, Brooke Hogan’s ass that he’s rubbing down so hard. He probably just got confused because his girlfriend is the the other blonde, manish-looking girl. It just so happens that she looks EXACTLY like Brooke Hogan. I mean, anyone who was dating a girl who could be his daughter’s twin would make the same mistake, right? Seriously, I’m going to throw up.

See if you can tell the two blonde man-ladies apart in the pictures below. I couldn’t.

Click here for more pics of the Hulkster feeling up on Brooks behind.

Celeb sex tapes are so retro!

The existence of a Marilyn Monroe sex tape was revealed a few weeks ago.

And, starting today, you can see a Jimi Hendrix sex tape online.

We were so not shocked to learn that the Jimi Hendrix tape is being distributed by the fine folks at Vivid Entertainment.

According to reports, Hendrix played women as well as he played his guitar.

Wonder what other retro celeb sex tapes are in the distribution pipeline.

Who’s would you like to see?

We want some Momma Cass ass!

After I gave you guys the bad news about Miranda Kerr and Orlando Blooom; I had to make it up with something positive.

Joe Pesci has broken  up with his supermodel fiancee Angie Everhart (What an idiot!!). The 65-year-old Goodfellas star has ended his engagement to 38-year-old Everhart, nine months after proposing to the model.

Pesci has moved on and is rumored to be dating a 43 year old owner of a flower shop (Not a supermodel a flower shop owner, WTF!!???).

A friend of Pesci’s said: “Initially, Joe was disappointed when he realized it wasn’t going to work between them, but he still adores Angie. But he and Joey seem to be on the right track.”