A showcase of nonsense

Pamela Anderson is doing well in her battle against Hepatitis C. Her doctor says she’s in the best shape of her life.
Several years ago, Anderson said she was not expected to live for more than 10 or 15 years after contracting the disease from ex-husband Tommy Lee.
Now Pamela says she has finally managed to stave off the illness.
“I’m doing really good. Actually, I just went to my doctor, Dr. Huizenga. He took all my blood work and went through all my tests. And I hadn’t really been to him in a year-and-a-half. And he said he’s never seen me healthier. That, he said, it’s a miracle.”
“You know, I don’t really work out a lot. I walk and play sports with my kids. But he says, ‘You’re in the best shape I’ve ever seen you in. You’re 40 years old and your liver is in great shape, all your blood work came back really well, low cholesterol.’”
“I’m… treating it homeopathically… But I’m doing really what he (the doctor) told me… He thinks that me being vegetarian really helps me staying in such good shape.”

Victoria´s Secret model Miranda Kerr was spotted in Sydney Australia´s Fashion Week. To bad for us normal people she is dating actor Orlando Bloom (lucky SOB). Click here to see some pics I put together of this hot hot hot hot hot lady. Some are NSFW

Jim Carrey is going gay for his next movie, “I Love You Phillip Morris.” According to IMDB “The story follows a married father (Carrey) who is sent to prison and falls in love with a cellmate named Phillip Morris. His love leads him to make several escape attempts.”

This news hit late Friday but, as you already know, I mentally check out around noon on Wednesday: Anyhow, Gary Coleman and his 22-year-old bride Shannon Price are already on the outs. The couple will appear on an upcoming episode of Divorce Court set to air later this week, according to the AP:
“If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does,” Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. “He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.”
Okay, I don’t know about you guys, but that sounds FREAKING AWESOME! Ha ha, seriously, I want to adopt Gary Coleman. Who do I call to make that happen? Sally Strothers? Oprah? Or is this more Madonna’s bag?

Rock star Scott Weiland has just been sentenced to 192 hours in county jail for his November DUI arrest. This is Weiland’s second DUI offense. He has until May 28 to serve the sentence.
Scott, who was not present in court today, entered a no contest plea through his attorney, Anthony Brooklier. The former Velvet Revolver singer was also ordered to complete an 18-month alcohol program and pay almost $2,000 in fines. He will be put on a four-year summary probation.
Weiland was charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence of alcohol with a prior conviction, and with an allegation that he refused a chemical test as required by law. We are told he was over the legal limit of .08%, but not by much.
According to the police report, he failed the field sobriety tests and refused to take a blood or urine test. He was booked for DUI and released on $40,000 bail.

Going green has become a focus in recent years for many artists who are trying to help save the environment with everything from carbon offsets, to giving away autographed compost bins, to philanthropy.
With Earth Day celebrated on April 22 each year to mark the anniversary of the modern environmental movement, music publication Billboard published a list of 10 acts that have tried to make a difference to the environment over the past 12 months:
1. JACK JOHNSON
Hawaiian-born singer/songwriter Jack Johnson, a lifelong surfer, recently built a recording studio insulated with used denim and powered in part by solar panels at the Los Angeles HQ of his Brushfire Records, a cozy single-family home. Trucks and coaches on his 2008 tour will run on biodiesel, and venues are required to comply with his rules on cutting waste and recycling.
3. MANA
Mexican rock group Mana’s nonprofit Selva Negra foundation, launched in 1994, has projects ranging from saving endangered species like the sea turtle to reforestation efforts. The group’s most ambitious proposal to make environmental and ethics classes part of the curriculum for all of Mexican schoolchildren.
4. DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
The U.S. rock band, through environmental nonprofit Reverb, has calculated the CO2 emissions from every stop on its upcoming summer tour and purchased the renewable energy credits to make up for the footprint left by each venue, hotel, flight, tour vehicle and even fan travel. Fans can sign up online for a carpool.
5. KT TUNSTALL
Last September, Scottish singer/songwriter KT Tunstall partnered with record label Virgin to create a 100 percent post-consumer waste recycled and chlorine-free booklet for her CD “Drastic Fantastic.” She also began work on the greening of her London home, as well as completing a carbon-neutral U.K. tour.
6. PEARL JAM
Pearl Jam drummer Matt Cameron last year played a January benefit for flood victims in Central Washington, while guitarist Stone Gossard helped plant vegetation in a Seattle park ravaged by English Ivy.
7. SERJ TANKIAN
The “System of a Down” frontman-turned-solo artist has founded Web site skyisover.net to connect fans to environmental and social justice organizations. He also founded a nonprofit, Axis of Justice, with former “Rage Against the Machine” guitarist Tom Morello and is working with environmental nonprofit Reverb to ensure his current tour leaves only a small carbon footprint.
8. RADIOHEAD
Delivering their album “In Rainbows” as a price-optional digital download before putting a physical product in stores last year prevented the manufacture and disposal of thousands of CDs. The British band travels unwillingly and when they do leave home, Thom Yorke and his bandmates partner with consulting firm Best Foot Forward to help reduce their carbon footprints.
9. MISSY HIGGINS
Australian singer/songwriter Missy Higgins spent two weeks traveling across the United States in a hybrid Prius this year, posting Web documentaries of stops at locations like the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder, Colorado, and the Mountain View Montessori School, a green elementary school.
10. THE ROOTS
The Roots have taken autographing to a new level. At this year’s edition of their annual pre-Grammy Awards all-star jam session, the Philadelphia-based hip-hop crew gave away signed compost bins in an effort to promote the practice.

Why the hell would someone do a bungee jump with a cord he made out of condoms you ask? If you thought he was attempting to make a statement about safe sex, you’re wrong. Apparently the only real motivation Carl Dionisio had for the attempt was his own lunacy—he was hoping to re-create the “virgin buzz” he had with his first jump. Over the course of 4 months he and a friend constructed the rope using 18,500 condoms and a tried-and-true mathematical formula. Despite being 99% sure it would work, Dionisio admitted that his stomach was “in a knot for a month before the jump.”
In the end, the 98 ft condom rope managed to hold him, so Dionisio will live to devise yet another stupid method of putting his life on the line (how about a second attempt with lubricated condoms?). The only question I have is what brand did he use? That would make for one hell of a commercial. [Metro]

Keeley Hazell is probably best known for having the best boobs in Britain, but now she wants to proove she’s got a set of lungs to match. Yes, that’s right, everyone’s favourite topless model now wants a singing career. Check out her debut single entitled “Voyeur,” a none too subtle reference to her day job where she gets naked.
So can she sing? Well, these days, all you need is a microphone and a copy of ProTools, and anyone can sing. Especially if they’re really just talking the lyrics like Keeley does. But with lyrics like “Your eyes are good to me,” and “I don’t care, you can stare” it doesn’t really matter what she’s saying.
Thankfully she hasn’t forgotten her roots. From sexy lingerie and leather outfits, to dancing on stripper poles, this video has just about everything you’d expect from a Keeley Hazell music video, including some nice close ups of her greatest talents.
Keeley Hazell “Voyeur” Music Video
Of course, it’s not like Keeley doesn’t have any experience in the Pop world. In fact, she did her best impressions of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Madonna for ZOO magazine. And by best impression, I mean topless, of course. Check out ZOO for lots more Keeley pics.
[NSFW] Click here to see the ZOO pics of Keeley Hazell posing naked as Briteny, Madona and Christina