Mike Myers Masturbates to Much
Jun 22, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Celebrity, Celebrity Messups, Movies
Mike Myers (star of the Love Guru) got sick and what did the dorcor tell him???… “you spank your monkey to much!”
www.imdb.com reports:
Comedian Mike Myers was baffled when a recent trip to the doctor ended with an unusual diagnosis - excessive masturbation.
The Love Guru star was traveling in Greece when he became ill after eating a bad meal, and claims his doctor was keen to cite the source of his sickness as Myers’ insatiable penchant for sexual pleasure.
He says, “I got sick as a dog. The doctor came, and he was Greek, and he knew that I was a comedian, and he just kept saying to me, ‘You know what your problem is? Too much malaka.’
“And malaka, evidently, is masturbation.”
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