A showcase of nonsense

Britney Spears shot a promo for the MTV VMA´s yesterday with this years host Russell Brand… Ohh yeah there was an elephant in the mix. The promo was shot in a paramount studio, its mostly about Russell asking Brit for advice on how to run the show.
A source told E!’s Marc Malkin about the promo, “It was mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the show. There’s also a 9,000-pound elephant in it, as in ‘the elephant in the room.‘ “

Not that we give a shit but people have sent emails in asking about Jamie Lynn and her baby girl (future miss sluttypants). We didnt care and we didnt even bother to write the article up we just decided to copy an article form www.celebitchy.com:
17 year-old Jamie Lynn Spears took her 7 week-old daughter, Maddie Briann, to a pediatrician yesterday. She went out for lunch at NYLA’s burger basket and to a friend’s house and was also spotted at a Walmart in McComb, Mississippi. Britney’s younger sister looked annoyed and considering all places she was seen the photographers must have followed her all day. She is said to have been reluctant to do her last interview with OK! which included photos of Maddine in her new home in Liberty, Mississippi. The resulting interview was full of superlatives about how perfect and great everything is with her new baby.
The latest from OK! is that Jamie Lynn is planning a fall wedding with her fiance, Casey Aldridge, 19, to take place at home. I assumed that they had some insider information since they have a relationship with Jamie Lynn’s family after paying her a million for the pregnancy announcement and baby photos. Interestingly enough, OK! claims the exact same thing this week about Jennifer Aniston planning a fall wedding in her backyard, a story her rep calls a “complete fabrication.” Maybe the Jamie Lynn wedding story is made up too and she just didn’t call them on it.
About two weeks before Maddie was born, a photographer was arrested in the small town where Jamie Lynn lives on suspicion of stalking her. He was let out on bond and we haven’t heard much about it since. The arrest didn’t solve her problem with photographers, judging from these pictures.

Yesterday we told you Quintin Tarantino had cast Britney Spears for his up coming movie Faster pussycat! Kill! Kill!. Today www.imdb.com repost Britney denied the whole thing:
Article after the jump.

Telegraph reports that Britney Spears will play a killer lesbian stripper Varla in Tarantino’s remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Jamie Lynn plans wedding according to www.imdb.com:
New parents Jamie-Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are busy planning their wedding, which will reportedly take place before the end of 2008.
The teen couple welcomed its first child, Maddie, into the world last month, and Zoey 101 star Spears, 17, and 19-year-old Aldridge want to seal the deal with a wedding in the groom’s hometown of Liberty, Mississippi, where they share a home.
According to Ok! magazine, the pair - engaged since March - is planning a low-key southern-style wedding, but Jamie-Lynn’s superstar sister Britney is expected to step in as maid of honour.
A source tells the tabloid, “She loves everything about the area where she lives. She’s not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills.”
And the bride-to-be has been working out furiously to shed her baby weight so she can fit into the wedding dress of her dreams.
The insider adds, “She’s already down to her pre-pregnancy weight.”
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Its no wonder Britney lost her kids. Ask her kid what they would do for fun and could tell you they would play around with cigg packs and lighters, the whole time mommy is in a bikini looking flabby and slutty.

www.imdb.com reports:
Latest: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have finally reached an agreement over the care of their two young sons.
The former couple has been embroiled in a bitter 18-month custody battle over sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, since the breakdown of their marriage in November 2006.
But the pair finally agreed terms of care on Thursday (18Jul) although they still need to be approved by a judge.
Federline retains sole custody of the couple’s two sons. Spears - who is currently allowed two visits and one overnight stay each week - will keep her visitation rights.
Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, tells E! News, “The case has been settled. The court still has to approve it.”
However, Spears’ family lawyer Lynn Soodik - who does not represent her in this case - has hinted the singer may request extra visitation in the future.
She tells People.com, “Until the kids turn 18, we can expect in years to come that Britney and Kevin will be back in court.
“Britney will have a better chance of winning more custody once she regains her health. This is just the end of Round One.”

Here is Britney Spears sister Jaime Lynn with her baby on the cover of OK! Magazine.

Britney is going to film a segment that will apparently be shown on the video walls during one of the segments of Madonna´s new world tour. www.people.com report:
“Britney is going to film something for Madonna’s show in the next week or so,” Madonna´s rep, Liz Rosenberg, tells PEOPLE.
Spears is not expected to perform with Madonna, whose tour kicks off in Wales next month. The U.S. leg of her tour starts Oct. 4 in East Rutherford, N.J.