Today is a sad day as Hef announced the worst news in Playboy history.

FOX News reports:

After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.
A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: “Who knows what will happen in a year from now?”

Lisa Snowdon went out with GC and she now has moths flying out of her coochie:

“I’ve been celibate for a year and starting to think I may never have sex again.

“It’s not something I planned but I just don’t get asked out any more.

“Men seem to look at me and think, ‘She went out with George Clooney, what chance have I got?’ ”

“The hardest thing is dealing with people who think I was going out with George to further my career. In fact, offers almost totally dried up. People assumed I wouldn’t be interested in modelling again.”

Brook Hogan posted these two images on ther myspace recently. We call it stupid she calls it family support.

Britney Spears shot a promo for the MTV VMA´s yesterday with this years host Russell Brand… Ohh yeah there was an elephant in the mix. The promo was shot in a paramount studio, its mostly about Russell asking Brit for advice on how to run the show.

A source told E!’s Marc Malkin about the promo, “It was mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the show. There’s also a 9,000-pound elephant in it, as in ‘the elephant in the room.‘ “

Lindsay´s boobies look real nice in this see through tank top… ill let you look for yourself.

Bob Saget was recently rosted by many of his comic friends. During the roast some of his friend made jokes about his former cast members Mary Kate and Ashly Olsen (who recently asked for immunty in the Heath Ledger case). www.imdb.com repots:

U.S. TV star Bob Saget has raced to the defence of his former Full House co-stars Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen after comedians at his recent Comedy Central Roast turned on the twins.

Saget insists some of the gags about the sisters, who shared the role of his daughter Michelle on the sitcom, were a little offensive and he was upset the former child stars were poked fun at.

At one point funnyman Jeff Ross quipped, “Mary-Kate and Ashley were supposed to be here tonight, but they heard there was food,” alluding to Mary-Kate Olsen’s much-publicised battle with an eating disorder.

In a press statement, angry Saget says, “Anybody who talks about my TV kids - that upsets me. I am very protective. I love them very, very much.”

The roast will air in the U.S. on 17 August.

Not that we give a shit but people have sent emails in asking about Jamie Lynn and her baby girl (future miss sluttypants). We didnt care and we didnt even bother to write the article up we just decided to copy an article form www.celebitchy.com:

17 year-old Jamie Lynn Spears took her 7 week-old daughter, Maddie Briann, to a pediatrician yesterday. She went out for lunch at NYLA’s burger basket and to a friend’s house and was also spotted at a Walmart in McComb, Mississippi. Britney’s younger sister looked annoyed and considering all places she was seen the photographers must have followed her all day. She is said to have been reluctant to do her last interview with OK! which included photos of Maddine in her new home in Liberty, Mississippi. The resulting interview was full of superlatives about how perfect and great everything is with her new baby.

The latest from OK! is that Jamie Lynn is planning a fall wedding with her fiance, Casey Aldridge, 19, to take place at home. I assumed that they had some insider information since they have a relationship with Jamie Lynn’s family after paying her a million for the pregnancy announcement and baby photos. Interestingly enough, OK! claims the exact same thing this week about Jennifer Aniston planning a fall wedding in her backyard, a story her rep calls a “complete fabrication.” Maybe the Jamie Lynn wedding story is made up too and she just didn’t call them on it.

About two weeks before Maddie was born, a photographer was arrested in the small town where Jamie Lynn lives on suspicion of stalking her. He was let out on bond and we haven’t heard much about it since. The arrest didn’t solve her problem with photographers, judging from these pictures.

Paris Hilton says she has been working with Marvel Comics chairman Stan Lee on a cartoon. The toon is being developed for MTV.

…thats hot

Lily Allen Nipple Slip! NSFW NSFW.

Yesterday we told you Quintin Tarantino had cast Britney Spears for his up coming movie Faster pussycat! Kill! Kill!. Today www.imdb.com repost Britney denied the whole thing:

Article after the jump.

(more…)