Daddy Spears decided to give up his private catering business (we are sure it wasn’t going well) and put himself on Britney’s payroll. Basically he is paying himself $10,000 a month to put up with his daughters crazy bullshit.

The Sun reports:

The court papers said: “As a result of the responsibilities Mr Spears has assumed as Temporary Conservator of the Person and Temporary Co-Conservator of the Estate, he has been unable to continue his prior employment and thus no longer has the source of income he previously had in order to pay his expenses and bills.”

…Id accept $10,000 a month to put up with that chunky bitch. Hell I’d do it for less, but lets not share that with everyone.

Fergie performed/butchered the Heart classic “Barracuda” this morning on The Today Show. Damn did she suck! Not even her firm ass saved the show.

… she was probably sleepy that show is to early.

- Pete said that he and Ashlee did sign a pre-nup.

- He revealed that the couple are still in Los Angeles. “We are in the basement on our honeymoon. With blow-up palm trees.”

- Legally, Ashlee is a Wentz, but she will be keeping Simpson professionally.

…I know nobody gives a donkeydump but hey its early and I have nothing else to do today.

Its been reported to us by a bunch of eavesdroppers that Jeniffer Aniston has said: “I think I’m falling in love.”

Its not a big deal because apparently Mayer likes the sluttypants right back. The two have been reported to be planning another sexcapade, this time to Mexico.

Friday Night in Acapulco + Tequila + John Mayer playing the guitar = Jeniffer Aniston is preggers (Monday morning on thenonsense.com)

IMDB.com reports that Keifer Sutherland is single!

Kiefer Sutherland is officially single - he has finalized his divorce four years after filing for a legal separation from his wife Elizabeth. The couple split in 1999. The divorce was made official in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. The 24 star initially filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. His ex will now drop Sutherland from her name.

…George Tekie is regretting that wedding date now huh?!

imdb.com reports:

Star Trek actor George Takei will be the latest celebrity to take advantage of California’s gay marriage ruling when he weds his longtime partner later this year. The 71-year-old star - known for his role as Sulu in the 1960s sci-fi series - has announced plans to walk down the aisle with partner Brad Altman this summer, after state authorities lifted the ban on same-sex marriage last Thursday. The couple has been together for over 20 years. In a posting on his website, Takei writes: “Our California dream is reality. At long last, the barrier to full marriage rights for same-sex couples has been torn down.” The actor first opened up about his sexuality to speak out against California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 2005 veto on gay marriage. Comedienne Ellen DeGeneres was the first star to announce that she and her actress-girlfriend of eight years, Portia de Rossi, are planning their nuptials, making the news public on her talk show on Friday.

…dont put your beam in my… ahyyy!!!!!

Lil Wayne is set to be in “THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS 4”. The film is also set to bring back Vin Deisel, Paul walker and Michelle Rodriguez. Great another straight to DVD flick…

Its been reported that the Hogan family is going down the tubes. Brooke lost her cool with Nick going to the slammer and her dad banging her best friend. The whole Linda standing by the family in court was apparently just a show. Hulk says he warned them all about reality TV:

“I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about. We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete. But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.”

Well here is a good example for all you Hollywood stars thinking about doing the reality tv thing… Yes we mean you Lohans!

This old guy was posing from his penthouse during Cannes in france. Big deal… bye

Kate Hudson is wasting no time in showing Owen Wilson what she is giving to Lance Armstrong. Kate gave the paparazzi a fullmoon with this red bikini. US magazine report:

The new couple went on a cozy dinner date at Chuy’s Hula Hut in Austin, Texas, according to a source. On Saturday night, the pair joined a group of six, including two women and four children.
“They seemed like they were having a great time,”

Here is proof that Kate Hudson likes to show us her ass and that we love to look at it.

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