A showcase of nonsense

Justins hippyhopping dancing and singing ass is reportedly planning to take Jessica Biel of the market. The Sun reports:
One source said Jessica has not been drinking recently, sparking pregnancy rumors. They added: “Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids.
“For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with MADONNA. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”
His friend added: “Although Justin has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private. To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune. But he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica. Then there are the rumours about a baby being on the way.”
Great he gets te girl and the mofo doesnt even invite us…

Hours ago I shared with your guys Alessandra Ambrioso’s very sexy shoot with Arena Magazine (NSFW). I have just received devastating news Alessandra’s stupid bitch ass went and got knocked up. There is good news before she transforms into a gigantic sea lion looking monster Alessandra decided to make a couple more bucks in Miami and participated in the fallowing photoshoot.
Click here to see the rest of the pics.
…Good thinking Alessandra.

IMDB reports:
Actor Colin Farrell has sparked fears for his health after he appeared at a press conference looking alarmingly gaunt - but he insists he’s merely shedding weight for a film role. Farrell, 31, shocked reporters when he showed up to promote his upcoming movie Triage - in which he plays a war reporter in 1990s Bosnia - during a trip to Spain. He tells People.com, “I lost weight because my role demanded it. It was all very healthy.” The Irish actor did not elaborate as to how he lost the weight, instead quoting a line from the Scott Anderson novel on which the movie is based: “He went to the bathroom to shave. Once his beard was gone, he saw that his face had become drawn. He pressed at the hollows beneath his eyes, the pronounced nubs of his cheek bones.” But this is not the first time Farrell’s appearance has prompted speculation of ill-health. The actor was released from a rehab facility in January 2006 after a spokesperson for the actor confirmed his voluntarily admittance to the program in December 2005 to seek treatment for his use of recreational drugs and painkillers.
Common’ Colin we all know your back on the nose candy… Save me some!

Rumors have been rife Lindsay and openly gay Samantha are lovers, after they were seen cuddling and sporting love bites in France.
However, Ali has hit out at the speculation, saying: “They’re best friends. It’s pathetic what people say.”
Ali and Lindsay’s mother Dina echoed the sentiments, calling Samantha an “amazing girl” and adding: “It’s so silly.”
“We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.”
In the joint interview, screened on US TV show “Extra,” Ali and Dina also defended their upcoming reality show “Living Lohan” -which sees Dina trying to carve out a successful showbiz career for her daughter.
Dina said they were appearing in the series to “set the record straight as to who we are as people.”
Ali, 14, added: “My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams.”
Source: BANG Showbiz

A few hours ago we posted a link to the Lily Allen Upskirt foto. Well we got our own version of the foto. CLICK AFTER THE JUMP FOR THE UNCENSORED NSFW PICTURE.
LILY ALLEN UPSKIRT SEE– THROUGH NSFW ( THE BASTARDLY ) NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

In an interview with Blender Magazine Lil Wayne said:
“The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn’t exist - there’s no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president.”
…Lil Wayne let me hit that shit your smoking…

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t able to celebrate her 21st birthday in style last July because she was in rehab, and this year she wants to blow it out. So she does what any rehabbed Hollywood starlet would do she looks for sponsorship!
A website has been created to get Lindz’s bash off the ground, claiming “a group of 75 VIP guests” will party down at the “internationally media worthy event.” All you have to do his fork over the cash — and your product can be a part of it!
Sources tell us this is no joke, the site was designed to make it easy to find promotion for her party. We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.
How about thenonsense.com sponsoring Lindsay’s Bday?… Naw we are waitting for the Wino party!

Britney Spears’ former boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, is reportedly shopping a sex tape he made with her.
According to a source:
“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused.
“Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”
Insiders believe it may be the most lucrative sex tape of all time.
You never know…it may relaunch her career.

Former Malcom in the Middle star, Frankie Muniz is set to leave Hollywood for good.
Muniz, at 22, has decided to quit Hollywood and pursue race car driving!
Riiiight.
Muniz is heading off to Arizona soon to focus on his new career.
He’s so determined, he’s even put his home in West Hollywood up for sale. Asking price is $3.695 million.
Maybe he’s made enough money with his TV show and tween films that he can just “retire” from acting and race?
An insider says, “He’s moving to Scottsdale. He’s decided to focus his energy on racing and feels that he doesn’t need a home in Hollywood anymore.”
As for Muniz, he won’t really miss Hollywood at all, saying, “I really wouldn’t mind if I never acted again. Racing is definitely my passion, this is my career now and what I definitely want to do for the rest of my life.”
… he will not be missed