Why is it that if you play a pro sport and have a lot of money you manage to fuck it all up by doing something stupid??

Cedric Benson, a running back for the Chicago Bears, was popped late last night for DBB — driving a boat while blasted.

Bensen was arrested by the Lower Colorado River Authority near Austin, TX, after failing a sobriety float test. He was so out of control, cops say he had to be pepper sprayed.

He refused to put a life jacket on and also refused a follow-up test once he was landlubbin’.

He was booked and bailed out early Sunday morning.

Some super mega cool hacker smartass dude made a little change to the Britney Spears wikipedia page. Check it out!

IMDB Reports:

 Teen sensation Miley Ray Cyrus stepped on to the stage this weekend for the first time since her controversial Vanity Fair portrait was revealed. The Hannah Montana star has kept a low profile since sparking outrage this week for the provocative photo shoot - even pulling out of a public appearance at a Disney Channel Games media party in Orlando, Florida on Friday. But the 15-year-old seemed to be in good spirits as she made her return to the spotlight at a Saturday concert for the Disney Channel. She kicked off her performance with her hit song See You Again and even debuted two new songs, Fly on the Wall and Breakout, off her forthcoming album, expected for release in July. After performing her set, Cyrus told the crowd, “I hope you had an awesome time. I saw a sign back there that said, ‘Miley, I’m praying for you.’ I could not be more appreciative. Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.”

The Edge was at the sea shore in the South of France today picking out rocks and being hot. Oh yeah, he was joined by that famous family everyone talks about. You may have heard of them Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Not the entire family was there. Shiloh was busy in Paris planning her summer look. She can’t be bothered with shit like picking rocks at the beach.

Angie Jo’s dress is every shade of fug. It looks like it was made out of my abuelita’s tablecloth collection. Wait, maybe that IS my abuelita’s tablecloth collection. That thief! Does she have to steal everything? Damn. Now I know how Jenny Aniston feels.

Click here to see more pictures of the trip

 After the rant we told you about in a previous post. Kanyes West realized that the media would have a feild day with his tantrum. Kanye decided to explain it all. Here is what he said in his blog:

“HOUSTON I LOVE YOU!

Don’t believe the hype! When I started the show the other night we were having a lot of technical issues due 2 the heat. The 2 huge screens on both sides of the stage were glaring bright blue like when your DVD player acts up at home. I asked for them 2 turn the screens off 3 times because it was distracting 2 the show. The fans were not getting what they paid for. I admit, in my frustration, I did use profanity on the 4th time I asked. I stopped the show 2 go over and check it out myself. After the screens were turned off I started the same song from the beginning. The screens were eventually fixed 5 songs in but it was definitely better 2 have them blacked out rather than bright blue. Unfortunately for certain media outlets, you will never be able 2 ‘Michael Jackson’ me. That means 2 make it seem like everything I do is so weird or out of place… they always try 2 make it seem like everything is about my ego! That joke is getting old. At a certain point you have 2 respect that I’m one of the last artist that still cares about the fans having the best time of there lives! Thanks 2 Bossip and Perez for taking it easy on me on the EW spaz… I did go in a little 2 much on that one. I’m sure there are some cool people who work over there and had nothing 2 do with that review. With all that said…. “I’m still the greatest!!!” lol!! Oh and I was in the studio with T.I. last night…. so get ready!!! “

Yesterday May 2nd we posted pics of Amy Smart’s Nipple Slips NSFW during the filming of Crank 2. During that sceen she is fightting with some dude with a mullet. That dude with the mullet turns out to be kid star, druggie, Michael Jackson worshipper Corie Heim.

Bad news for R. Kelly (the new Michael Jackson)!

He is being accused of having sex with minors AGAIN!!

A new witness is set to come forward and provide some damning testimony against the R&B star!

A woman is claiming to have had a 3some with Kelly and the young teenager - believed to be 13 or 14 - who he videotaped himself having sex with.

As part of the case, prosecutors claim to have identified the girl in the videotape. This alleged victim is now in her 20s. Kelly’s lawyers plan to argue — and the alleged victim will reportedly testify — that she is not the girl in the tape.

But the prosecutions new witness could undermine that defense, since she will identify the girl, sources with knowledge of the matter told the Chicago Sun-Times. In addition, the witness is expected to say the girl was under age at the time of their encounter.

If he’s guilty, which it sure SEEMS he is, then R. Kelly needs to be locked up for a nice long while.

Lets all hope Dave Chapelle makes a funny video/song about this shit too!

There was a bit of a technical malfunction at Kanye West’s concert in Houston on Friday night.

And he ended up walking off the stage in a tantrum!

Multiple concertgoers tell PerezHilton.com that the side screens that the venue had to show Kanye weren’t working - they weren’t the massive screens that were part of his show.

Kanye told the venue to “Turn the fucking screens off” first. And when no one did anything, he stoped the show and said “If the shits not working just turn it off” and stormed off!

After about a minute he came back on stage and finished the show.

We’re told the concert was amazing, though, despite the malfunction.

A couple of us here at thenonsense.com went to a Kanye show last year in Gainesville, Florida where the lighting guy made a mistake. Kanye stopped the show and said “I apologize for the stupid ass handling the lights. We rehearsed this 100 times and this mother fucker can’t get it right. He just got himself fired” He started the song over and finished the show. His show is off the chain!

Sources spotted Miley Cyrus in Orlando this weekend.

The Disney channel star was trying to be incognito by going in disguise - a wig, sunglasses and the whole deal.

It didn’t work!

She’s taking this Hannah Montana dual personality thing WAY too personally.

Britney Spears is home again: The pop star left California on Friday and returned to her hometown of Kentwood, La. – her first trip back since before her hospitalization and custody battles of the past year, a source says.

Also in town is Spears’s father, Jamie, who remains in legal control of her affairs until a July 31 hearing.

The singer’s arrival in her home state comes as sources say there is a planned baby shower over the weekend for her 17-year-old sister Jamie Lynn, who announced her pregnancy in December.

Spears, 26, last visited Kentwood in early 2007 for her aunt’s funeral.