A showcase of nonsense

thenonsense has exclusive proof that Katherine Heigl smokes, listens to music and drinks diet coke. OMG! All this discovered on the set of her new movie “The Ugly Truth”

Britney Spears sat down with George Maloof, owner of the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, on Tuesday night and they might have been discussing a Britney show in the Palms.
BS is reportedly in talks with George to star in a huge concert at the Palms in Vegas. The deal is set to be worth $10 million.
A source told The National Enquirer (via SP), “She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes. She’s like the master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor.”
…I personally do not want to go to a show watching a fat girl with her belly hanging out jump on stage signing off key. No thanks.
Here are some picture of Sharon Stone in a bikini top. Not to bad if I do say so myself. She maybe old as Jesus himslef but hey I’d put it in her…
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Denise Richards is doing the best she can to promote her new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated but not really, I mean, c’mon, I’m Denise Richards. I once ate a button - yesterday. She’s been on Larry King Live, The Today Show and The View (video after the jump) and has resorted to telling people she can’t support her children unless she does the show. Interesting, considering Charlie Sheen pays her $52,000 a month in child support - that cheap bastard! But that’s not all. There’s alimony! Yay, marriage rocks. Page Six has the rundown:
“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support,” a Sheen insider fumed. “Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?” In addition to the child support, Richards got $60,000 a month (also tax-free) for two years in alimony - adding up to a whopping $1.44 million. Richards also gets a chunk of Sheen’s hot sitcom, “Two and a Half Men,” which “eventually will net her up to $25 million,” the source said.

BBC is reporting that not only is Christian Bale signed on to play the adult John Connor for Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins (ugh), but he’s also signed on for two more movies after that! I assume that the only way that this would happen is if the first film does really well. McG is still on board to direct, and the film is still aiming at a May 22, 2009 release date.

IMDB reports:
Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen have laughed off rumors a barista at their local coffee shop has been secretly trying to fatten up the stars - by substituting their usual skimmed milk with a full fat version. A worker at the twins’ local Starbucks outlet in New York has reportedly confessed to altering the stars’ morning drinks because he was concerned about their skinny frames. According to U.S. magazine OK!, the girls regularly ordered fat-free beverages but, “the barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat.” But a representative for the actresses has blasted the claims, insisting the story is “ridiculous.”
…ill have a slim, double whipped, mocca-latte, vanilla rasberry froppa coha nata wikiki layeya woopiwoopi to go please.

Dina Lohan insists that Lindsay’s problems are her own fault.
She says, “She’s 21 years old. We all make mistakes. It’s not a blame game. It’s not her mum’s fault or her friends’ fault It’s the general personal choices you make. And you have to be careful about the choices you make when you’re in the public eye.”
…after the kind of year Lindays had last year (rehab, prison, court, rumors, fights, shitty movies) ofcourse Dina is trying to step out of the picture.

Hayden Panettiere isn’t happy that she can’t legally walk into a bar while home in the US. She is much happier over seas where no one IDs her at a bar. It’s like… so cool.
“I can buy porn or kill someone in war but I can’t have a glass of wine. If I could change one thing about America, it would be its ridiculous age limits on things. That’s why I love visiting Britain. I can walk into a bar and order a drink without having to show my passport. That’s so cool.
…18+ girls that love to drink and party… ahh what else could we want on Gods green earth? Nothing!

A few hours ago we posted a report that Cameron Diaz had gone bald for her part in the movie “My Sisters Keeper” here is another picture of her bald.
…Hell I’d still do her